Week 3 Weigh-in - dose 2.5mg

Week 3 Weigh-In - The Plot Twist No One Asked For

Drumroll please… 🥁 climbs onto the scale like it’s a medieval torture device… and the grand total this week is… 1.1 lbs down.

That’s it. One. Point. One.

Which is basically the weight of a soggy croissant.

Grand total so far? 11.2 lbs gone in three weeks - which sounds way more impressive until you realise that’s roughly the combined weight of a small Shih Tzu and a large Toblerone.

Do I want more? Yes.

Am I happy I’m still going in the right direction? Also yes.

But let’s be real - my brain wanted a dramatic gasp-worthy drop this week, not this polite little nibble off the numbers.

Still, the inches are melting, the clothes are looser, and I haven’t yeeted myself off the Mounjaro cliff in a fit of bagel rage yet. That’s called progress.

Now excuse me while I celebrate with… water. Because even that’s a gamble this week.

To be continued…

With Love,

JABatha Christie