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CONFESSION TIME. I have gone full JABatha Christie.
Yes, I’m on Mounjaro. No, it’s not witchcraft (though honestly, results so far feel slightly magical). I wasn’t planning to share this…...

JABatha Christie
23 hours ago1 min read


Day 10: The Coil, Cramps & Copy Pain
Woke up approximately 17 times last night - apparently my sleep schedule is sponsored by chaos. Got up at 5am to feed my furry overlords...

JABatha Christie
17 hours ago2 min read


Day 9: The Curious Case of the Haunted Eyeball, Dental Humiliation & BBQ Fatigue
Sleep was meh. Slightly interrupted by what I can only describe as headache meets hangover with a side of cotton mouth - and no, I didn't...

JABatha Christie
18 hours ago2 min read


Day 8: The Hormonal Heist & Pea-Curious Incident
Thank God for hybrid working - because today I run a full-blown medical operation out of my house like some kind of hormone-fuelled Bond...

JABatha Christie
18 hours ago2 min read


Week 1 Weigh-in - dose 2.5mg
Breaking News from the Mysterious Case Files of JABatha Christie: "The Case of Disappearing Pounds" has finally been cracked. After days...

JABatha Christie
18 hours ago1 min read


Day 7: Reflux, Regret & The Revenge of the Protein Bowl
Slept like a log again. Woke up to a stomach throwing a tantrum , reflux that said "surprise bitch", and a headache that could take down...

JABatha Christie
19 hours ago1 min read


Day 6: The Mufasa Movement & the Calm After the Storm
Slept like a baby. Not a colicky Victorian baby but like a warm, peaceful dumpling wrapped in serotonin and digestive closure. Woke up...

JABatha Christie
19 hours ago1 min read


Day 5: The Silence of the Bowel
Slept like a log. Woke up like a zombie. Tired, bloated, and emotionally tethered to my handbag of shame: Dulcosoft, ginger chews,...

JABatha Christie
20 hours ago1 min read


Day 4: The Case of the Missing Appetite & The Ghosted Curry
Well, last night was different... Insomnia said "Let's party", and my energy said, "Absolutely not." I woke up feeling like I'd been hit...

JABatha Christie
20 hours ago1 min read


Day 3: The Case of the Salty Surprise
Slept like a sedated sloth on a Tempur mattress - 10/10, would recommend. Woke up with that familiar "am I on a cruise ship or just...

JABatha Christie
20 hours ago2 min read


Day 1 & 2: Jabbed, Suppressed and Amazed!
Started on Thursday late afternoon - only 50lbs to go...no biggie, just a small human! Injected myself at 4pm like a brave little science...

JABatha Christie
22 hours ago1 min read


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