Weekly Weigh-In: The Reckoning

Welcome to the scales.

Where numbers whisper secrets, and my bathroom tiles witness more suspense than a Netflix thriller. 

Each week, I step on with grace of a woman pretending not to care...while holding her breath, removing earrings, and considering whether that oat milk flat white counts as emotional baggage.
 
Is it progress? Is it sabotage?

Let’s find out - in this ongoing saga of bloat, hope, and a hormonal plot twists.

Cue dramatic music...and possibly a protein shake.