Hey There My Mounjaro Friends!

Welcome to the officially unofficial blog of JABatha Christie - where true crime meets true carbs (or the suspicious lack thereof).

This is not your average weight loss diary.
This is a Mounjaro-fuelled detective saga, starring one woman, her weekly injection, and a rotating cast of side effects worthy of a Netflix drama.

Expect:
🔎 Hard-hitting investigations into why chicken tastes like sadness
🧠 Psychological deep-dives on mood swings vs. hanger
🥦 Weekly witness statements from vegetables that betrayed her
🥴 Dramatic reenactments of nausea episodes 
🚽 Detailed reports from Bathroomgate (viewer discretion advised)

Think: if Agatha Christie and Bridget Jones got jabbed and wrote a blog together while sitting on a hot water bottle, you’d get this page.

Follow along as JABatha cracks the biggest mystery of all:
Can one woman lose weight, stay glam, and still mourn garlic bread?

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With Love,

JABatha Christie