Choppy night - classic case of “not our bed” syndrome. Woke up every 45 minutes like I was being interrogated by MI5. Honestly? I’d have...

ALARM AT 3AM. Who the hell do I think I am? A jet-setter? A contestant on Bake Off with a croissant emergency? No. I’m just a hormonal,...

Worked from home today, so naturally planned a decadent lie-in until 7am. My body, however, had other ideas. Woke up at 5am, yet again,...

Another night, another TED Talk from my cat at 3:07am. Not a full moon, no ghostly activity, not even a fox in sight - just her and her...

Didn’t want to get up this morning. Bed was warm. Snug. A fluffy cloud of denial. But life, reflux, and a talking cat had other plans....

Last night, my favourite human - the cricket master himself - waltzed in late like a victorious gladiator. Apparently, he had “won”...

Woke up approximately 17 times last night - apparently my sleep schedule is sponsored by chaos. Got up at 5am to feed my furry overlords...

Sleep was meh. Slightly interrupted by what I can only describe as headache meets hangover with a side of cotton mouth - and no, I didn't...

Thank God for hybrid working - because today I run a full-blown medical operation out of my house like some kind of hormone-fuelled Bond...