Last night’s entertainment was a full menu of cancelled men and architectural drama: Masterchef - starring John “Dry Chicken” Torode and...

Early start today! I think I slept like a bear - the kind that’s been tranquillised, fed a cheese board, and tucked into a weighted...

Last night I was anxious and jittery for absolutely no reason. Could it have been the Mounjaro? Hormones? Or maybe a premonition that I...

Slept like an angel. An angel with a cat’s bum lovingly pressed into her face, because apparently that’s how cats express trust now. What...

Woke up to monsoon season apparently relocated to Brussels. Packed bags with all the grace of a soggy ferret and inhaled a protein bar...

Choppy night - classic case of “not our bed” syndrome. Woke up every 45 minutes like I was being interrogated by MI5. Honestly? I’d have...

ALARM AT 3AM. Who the hell do I think I am? A jet-setter? A contestant on Bake Off with a croissant emergency? No. I’m just a hormonal,...

Another night, another TED Talk from my cat at 3:07am. Not a full moon, no ghostly activity, not even a fox in sight - just her and her...

Didn’t want to get up this morning. Bed was warm. Snug. A fluffy cloud of denial. But life, reflux, and a talking cat had other plans....