Choppy night - classic case of “not our bed” syndrome. Woke up every 45 minutes like I was being interrogated by MI5. Honestly? I’d have...

ALARM AT 3AM. Who the hell do I think I am? A jet-setter? A contestant on Bake Off with a croissant emergency? No. I’m just a hormonal,...

Worked from home today, so naturally planned a decadent lie-in until 7am. My body, however, had other ideas. Woke up at 5am, yet again,...

Another night, another TED Talk from my cat at 3:07am. Not a full moon, no ghostly activity, not even a fox in sight - just her and her...

Didn’t want to get up this morning. Bed was warm. Snug. A fluffy cloud of denial. But life, reflux, and a talking cat had other plans....

Last night, my favourite human - the cricket master himself - waltzed in late like a victorious gladiator. Apparently, he had “won”...

Woke up approximately 17 times last night - apparently my sleep schedule is sponsored by chaos. Got up at 5am to feed my furry overlords...

Sleep was meh. Slightly interrupted by what I can only describe as headache meets hangover with a side of cotton mouth - and no, I didn't...

Thank God for hybrid working - because today I run a full-blown medical operation out of my house like some kind of hormone-fuelled Bond...

Breaking News from the Mysterious Case Files of JABatha Christie: "The Case of Disappearing Pounds" has finally been cracked. After days...

Slept like a log again. Woke up to a stomach throwing a tantrum , reflux that said "surprise bitch", and a headache that could take down...

Slept like a baby. Not a colicky Victorian baby but like a warm, peaceful dumpling wrapped in serotonin and digestive closure. Woke up...

Slept like a log. Woke up like a zombie. Tired, bloated, and emotionally tethered to my handbag of shame: Dulcosoft, ginger chews,...

Well, last night was different... Insomnia said "Let's party", and my energy said, "Absolutely not." I woke up feeling like I'd been hit...

Slept like a sedated sloth on a Tempur mattress - 10/10, would recommend. Woke up with that familiar "am I on a cruise ship or just...

Started on Thursday late afternoon - only 50lbs to go...no biggie, just a small human! Injected myself at 4pm like a brave little science...

Yes, I’m on Mounjaro. No, it’s not witchcraft (though honestly, results so far feel slightly magical). I wasn’t planning to share this…...