Week 2 Weigh-in - dose 2.5mg

Breaking News from The Mysterious Case Files of JABatha Christie

(Post slightly delayed due to an impromptu investigation in Belgium involving trams, Tintin, and very questionable pigeons.)

Case No. 002: “The Curious Case of the Shrinking Thighs”

This just in from the Top-Secret Scale Surveillance Unit:

3.6 MORE POUNDS have mysteriously vanished into the witness protection program.

That brings the total to a whopping 10.1 lbs GONE.

No, this is not a drill. No, she did not lose a limb.

Yes, she did threaten to interrogate the scale with a shoe if it dared betray her.

Prime Suspects in this week’s disappearance:

Reluctant bites of food

Random waves of “I’ll pass on dinner”

One suspicious jab to the thigh - clearly magical, possibly illegal in 7 countries.

Eyewitnesses report she’s now gliding through her day like a woman who might just button the top jeans drawer again without a prayer and a plank.

But beware:

The cravings still lurk in dark corners…

The constipatory curse still strikes without warning…

And the Case of the Weekend Wine Fridge remains unsolved.

The pounds are dropping faster than her standards in the Pret condiment aisle.

To be continued…

With Love,

JABatha Christie