Slept like an angel. An angel with a cat’s bum lovingly pressed into her face, because apparently that’s how cats express trust now. What...

Slept like a heavily sedated Victorian heiress - finally back in my own bed, with all my pillows arranged just so. You know the drill:...

Breaking News from The Mysterious Case Files of JABatha Christie (Post slightly delayed due to an impromptu investigation in Belgium...

Woke up to monsoon season apparently relocated to Brussels. Packed bags with all the grace of a soggy ferret and inhaled a protein bar...

Choppy night - classic case of “not our bed” syndrome. Woke up every 45 minutes like I was being interrogated by MI5. Honestly? I’d have...

ALARM AT 3AM. Who the hell do I think I am? A jet-setter? A contestant on Bake Off with a croissant emergency? No. I’m just a hormonal,...

Another night, another TED Talk from my cat at 3:07am. Not a full moon, no ghostly activity, not even a fox in sight - just her and her...

Didn’t want to get up this morning. Bed was warm. Snug. A fluffy cloud of denial. But life, reflux, and a talking cat had other plans....

Last night, my favourite human - the cricket master himself - waltzed in late like a victorious gladiator. Apparently, he had “won”...

Woke up approximately 17 times last night - apparently my sleep schedule is sponsored by chaos. Got up at 5am to feed my furry overlords...

Sleep was meh. Slightly interrupted by what I can only describe as headache meets hangover with a side of cotton mouth - and no, I didn't...

Thank God for hybrid working - because today I run a full-blown medical operation out of my house like some kind of hormone-fuelled Bond...

Breaking News from the Mysterious Case Files of JABatha Christie: "The Case of Disappearing Pounds" has finally been cracked. After days...

Slept like a log again. Woke up to a stomach throwing a tantrum , reflux that said "surprise bitch", and a headache that could take down...

Slept like a baby. Not a colicky Victorian baby but like a warm, peaceful dumpling wrapped in serotonin and digestive closure. Woke up...