Alright, buckle up my darling Watsons, because Day 69 isn’t just another diary entry – this is the origin story of JABatha Christie. The...

Well my darlings, today was supposed to be a productive “office-ready, power-suit, boss-lady” kind of day. But instead, the universe...

Alright, buckle in, darling, because JABatha Christie is about to serve you Day 65: The Nausea Games, and as always, it’s a full...

BREAKING NEWS The scales have betrayed me. Yes, dear readers, after nine weeks of injections, food noise slayage, and a near...

Well my darlings, today was supposed to be uneventful. A chill, nothing-to-see-here Monday. Spoiler alert: it was not. First off, I...

Friends, gather round, because Day 56 was a full-on episode of “The Jabatha Show: Chaos Edition.” First things first - no cat podcast...

Confession time: I abandoned you for three days. Friday was swallowed whole by work (and not in a good, bao-bun way), then Saturday and...

Last night I was living my best pensioner-meets-Broadway life because I finally watched The Thursday Murder Club and OH. MY. DAYS. What....

Week 6 Weigh-In: -2lbs (Total: 16.3lbs / 7.4kg Gone!) Well, well, well… look who’s back on the scales, still clinging to life despite a...

Last night’s entertainment was a full menu of cancelled men and architectural drama: Masterchef - starring John “Dry Chicken” Torode and...

Early start today! I think I slept like a bear - the kind that’s been tranquillised, fed a cheese board, and tucked into a weighted...