Week 1 Weigh-in - dose 2.5mgJul 26, 20251 min readUpdated: Jul 30, 2025Breaking News from the Mysterious Case Files of JABatha Christie:"The Case of Disappearing Pounds" has finally been cracked.After days of sniffing protein bowls, dodging carbs like ex-boyfriend, and surviving on vibes and ginger tea...SHE'S DOWN 6.5 LBS, BABY!That's right - 6.5 lbs gone without burying a body or bribing a scale (although both were considered). Suspects include:Zero appetite.Stealthy nausea.And a rogue jab to the thigh with mysterious magical properties. JABatha is lighter, sassier, and one step closer to solving "The Mystery of the Skinny Jeans That Refused to Zip" case.Justice has been served...with a side of steamed broccoli! With Love,JABatha Christie
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