Last night, in a move both glamorous and vaguely medical, I slapped a fresh estrogen patch squarely onto my right butt cheek. Felt like a...

Last night was the Sturgeon Moon - big, bright, and beautiful. Apparently it also triggers my cats into a three-day festival of chaos....

I slept like a log last night - if a log had a small, furry, whiskered overlord perched on top of it, occasionally swivelling round so...

I have no idea what was going on with Cat 1 last night, but whatever podcast she was recording between 3 a.m. and 5 a.m. was next-level...

Week 3 Weigh-In - The Plot Twist No One Asked For Drumroll please… 🥁 climbs onto the scale like it’s a medieval torture device… and the...

Last night’s entertainment was a full menu of cancelled men and architectural drama: Masterchef - starring John “Dry Chicken” Torode and...

Early start today! I think I slept like a bear - the kind that’s been tranquillised, fed a cheese board, and tucked into a weighted...

Last night I was anxious and jittery for absolutely no reason. Could it have been the Mounjaro? Hormones? Or maybe a premonition that I...

Slept like an angel. An angel with a cat’s bum lovingly pressed into her face, because apparently that’s how cats express trust now. What...

Slept like a heavily sedated Victorian heiress - finally back in my own bed, with all my pillows arranged just so. You know the drill:...

Breaking News from The Mysterious Case Files of JABatha Christie (Post slightly delayed due to an impromptu investigation in Belgium...

Woke up to monsoon season apparently relocated to Brussels. Packed bags with all the grace of a soggy ferret and inhaled a protein bar...

Choppy night - classic case of “not our bed” syndrome. Woke up every 45 minutes like I was being interrogated by MI5. Honestly? I’d have...

ALARM AT 3AM. Who the hell do I think I am? A jet-setter? A contestant on Bake Off with a croissant emergency? No. I’m just a hormonal,...

Worked from home today, so naturally planned a decadent lie-in until 7am. My body, however, had other ideas. Woke up at 5am, yet again,...

Another night, another TED Talk from my cat at 3:07am. Not a full moon, no ghostly activity, not even a fox in sight - just her and her...

Didn’t want to get up this morning. Bed was warm. Snug. A fluffy cloud of denial. But life, reflux, and a talking cat had other plans....

Last night, my favourite human - the cricket master himself - waltzed in late like a victorious gladiator. Apparently, he had “won”...

Woke up approximately 17 times last night - apparently my sleep schedule is sponsored by chaos. Got up at 5am to feed my furry overlords...

Sleep was meh. Slightly interrupted by what I can only describe as headache meets hangover with a side of cotton mouth - and no, I didn't...