My darling Jabbers, please forgive my radio silence these past four days - I assure you I have neither joined a cult nor eloped with a breadstick. It’s simply been… two lazy days and two crazy days. A true yin and yang of Mounjaro life. The scales of chaos and calm delicately balanced atop a pile of cat sick, mashed potatoes, and questionable decision-making. Let’s dive in. Saturday: The Day of the Sick Cat and Cancelled Zen The day began as all great tragedies do: with a noi

The Case of the Disappearing Pounds Ladies, gents, and fellow detectives in the true crime meets true carbs universe, gather round: we’ve...

Ladies, gentlemen, cats, and protein bowls that nobody asked for - can we just take a dramatic pause and acknowledge something? 50 DAYS....

Whoaaaaah. Day 49 and the virus is still playing WrestleMania in my body. Honestly, it’s like COVID had an affair with perimenopause,...

Ahhhh, my own bed. Slept like a baby… except for the traditional wake-up call: a cat butt in my face. Oh, how I missed it. Truly, nothing...

Week 6 Weigh-In: -2lbs (Total: 16.3lbs / 7.4kg Gone!) Well, well, well… look who’s back on the scales, still clinging to life despite a...

First of all: apologies, my beloved jabbers, for not posting every day. I know, I know - the suspense must have been killing you. But...

Last night’s entertainment was a full menu of cancelled men and architectural drama: Masterchef - starring John “Dry Chicken” Torode and...

Last night I was anxious and jittery for absolutely no reason. Could it have been the Mounjaro? Hormones? Or maybe a premonition that I...